From the intrepid shoreline of Lake Huron at the Grand Hotel on Mackinac Island, Jake and Cutter visit the mushy movie, 'Somewhere in Time'. Jake dives deep into the brilliant work of Sergei Rachmaninoff's Rhapsody on a Theme of Paganini, and the ubiquitous theme of dread therein, 'Dies Irae'. DC wants statehood...sure, that will help. Bill Barr proves his swampiness by disgracefully potshotting 2000 Mules, and that, unfortunately, probably means that Hector the Roomba - aka John Durham - is a plant. The Squad now has a male member, and he's also a deranged lunatic subversive.