Now that Tom is 70, he's sure the end is near. This despite having no real evidence. Maybe it's metaphorical: he has to retire at some point, right? Our longer term listeners may remember his retirement announcement nearly fifteen years ago, but things are different now: now woke corporatism is the norm. It'll drive off anyone. It may have even driven off Liz. We can neither confirm nor deny this, but we can confirm that Alpha News is your source for Minnesota news that the rest of the outlets won't cover.